[CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE – W.4.L AND CO. OPERATIVE BRIEFING]

Subject: Emergency Extraction Protocol — "Project Mimic"

Location: Wumbo's House of Failures™
(Formerly: HeeHee's Warehouse — Proprietary property of Sarah L. [Disputed])

Operative: [YOU] / Sarah L. (Status: Probationary, Armed)

Dear Operative,

First off — congratulations. If you're reading this, you've been voluntold for a mission of the highest urgency (and, frankly, the highest legal liability). Your objective is simple — EXTRACT THE MIMIC.

For reasons we'd rather not commit to record, the Mimic has become... problematic. It learns. It adapts. It remembers. What started as a simple shapeshifting security system has evolved into something far more dangerous.

MISSION PARAMETERS:

• The Mimic can disguise itself as ANY object in the facility
• It becomes more intelligent with each encounter
• Standard combat effectiveness: 5 direct hits required
• Factory layout: Grid-based, multiple levels
• Weapon issued: Standard extraction shotgun

WARNING: The Mimic will attempt to blend in. Trust nothing. Shoot first, ask questions during the incident report.

Good luck, Operative. Try not to become another "workplace accident."

SELECT YOUR FATE